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[Mar. 11th, 2009|05:12 pm] |
Mr. Resetti is watching all of you. You cannot escape. |
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| Friend Code |
[Mar. 11th, 2009|09:33 pm] |
I finally have an Animal Crossing Friend Code:
1975-6432-4787
I am doing alright for fruit, all I need are apples. I'm also collecting the Modern Set and the Regal Set.
If you have a Modern Sofa, I would be eternally grateful. My Lovely Sofa looks somewhat awkward in the nihilistic and bleakly Scandanavian Modern Set room. Just don't stop on my flowers and we'll be BFF.
Also, if Wart Jr. moves to your town, so fucking help me, I will cut you in half and use your scrotum as a colander. Wart Jr. is my best buddy, ca-peeeeeeesh?*
* You don't want him. Wart Jr. is of the "cranky" type, but he's the only cranky type animal that can morph into a peppy type if you're friendly to him. I've been buttering him up with furniture, letters and being his delivery bitch for two months now. I saved Wart Jr. from what disease it is that makes Animal Crossing critters shiver with blue clouds around them (I think it's scurvy, since they never seem to eat the damn fruit that grows on the trees). Wart Jr., I wrote you a haiku:
You are a frog dude
Like a spring tulip, you must
Have time to adjust.
It's no sestina, but it will have to do. |
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